If Mario Lopez has taught us anything, it's that a star athlete really can letter in every single high school sport - and that any random celebrity with an uninteresting life can sign a deal to star in their own reality show.
Following Mario's lead, Aubrey O'Day has lowered the bar even further!
The former Danity Kane lead singer and attention whore, who we last heard from in 2009, will star on her own show on Oxygen, The Aubrey O'Day Project.
According to Perez Hilton, the show will follow Aubrey as she desperately tries to find her way back into the music industry while "working with a dedicated team of industry professionals." By professionals, they likely mean porn producers.
The Aubrey O'Day Project: Must-see TV in the making.
Amy Introcaso-Davis, Senior VP of Original Programming and Development over at Oxygen, has high hopes for this riveting new show, saying:
"Young women have watched the ups and downs of Aubrey through the years, and they continue to cheer her on." NOTE: They have? Really?
"We're excited to deliver her story as she battles issues that resonate, from self-doubt and body image to a desire for success and redemption."
So true. What young girl can't relate to a washed-up, trashy singer of an E-list pop group who gets naked at every opportunity just to stay relevant?
Set your DVR now!
